The absurd amount of posting I've done in the past 24 hours should clue you in to one fact: I'm actually supposed to be doing something else.
Writing my 8 pager on a grumbling stomach, however, is no good.
Bacon, Onion, and Green Apple Hash
tab of butter
2 slices bacon
1 granny smith apple
Get out your cast iron skillet that I hope you have bought by now, rip the bacon slices into hearty, but bite sized pieces, add the onion, which you have sliced (not minced, please), and cook both until they are lookin' fine. Add a bit of butter to this. Then, slice up your granny smith and add it towards the end. Add a bit of salt. The apples will brown a little, but will stay crisp and sweet, so when everything looks like it's really working, put it on a plate, sprinkle on some goat's cheese, and be prepared for a sweet and savory hash that will MAKE YOU DO YOUR PAPER.
This sort of thing can go in any direction. Substitute the apples for potatoes or tomatoes, the bacon for chunks of ham, etc
Can I say serve with toast and a fried egg on top and not have the crowd saying "duh"?